Democracy in action!!!

On Saturday night, while most of us American's were getting drunk and trying to find somebody desperate enough to share a bed with us, Pakistan's "President" Gen. Pervez Musharraf, decided that the only way to a fair and balanced democracy was to declare a state of emergancy in Pakistan, suspend the constitution, fire the supreme court and close or curb non state run broadcasts of TV and radio.

I for one applaud him. In America, there are too many civil liberties being taken. I mean, how many times do I have to watch some idiot on the TV box bad mouth the administration, put forward their own political agendas or use the phrase "Va-Jay-Jay"? I think this country could use a nice injection of harsh and oppressive dictatorship.

I mean, who wouldn't like to see some of these know it all lawyers being beaten in the streets? I for one would, as would the entire staff of Toilet Time for Tiny Town. In fact, Mr. Bush, should you choose to suspend Habeas Corpus, shut down the liberal media and send troops into the cities to maintain law and order, my staff and I would very much like to be in charge of beating dissidents in New York... We've put large sticks into our budget for fiscal '07 already.

(The guy in the motorcycle helmet was just "passing by")

We at Toilet Time for Tiny Town applaud Gen. Pervez Musharraf for his foresight and diligence in keeping the little people in the masses from making silly decisions, like free elections, or opposing a man who the people "gave" power in a coup he led back in '99.

Also, we'd like to thank the Bush Administration for their tireless efforts to buoy Mr. Gen. Musharraf's government over the past few years. If not for his tireless efforts in the fight against terrorism, we might be losing the war, instead of winning it... like we are now. God bless America, and God bless Pakistan... as long as they continue to be so brave.