The videos are finally up!!!

As many of you know, we here at Toilet Time for Tiny Town try and stay abreast (Hah!! Breast!) of current musical acts. We came across this particular rapper when we were in a Duane Reade and overheard him becoming disgruntled with an employee when they told him there was a coupon limit on M&Ms party bags. He kept screaming "Y'all don't know me! I'm Colonel Fucking Bastard B!!" We had no idea what he was talking about, so we googled "Colonel Fucking Bastard" and found some really disturbing pictures. Then one of the interns suggested we check under just "Colonel Bastard". We did that but mostly we found stuff about some band from England.

After a lot of dilligence we found what we were looking for, Colonel Bastard the rapper. Featured twice in the lovely stage show "video gaga" hosted by our dear friend Sara Schaefer, Colonel Bastard brings delightfully inane tracks about Hot Dogs and Heart Break. Featuring the acting talents of Dan McCoy, Charlie Sanders, Jon Kern and Sara herself, the videos are so hot the computer we watched them on burned it's foot print in to the desk. Check these out:



If you had trouble viewing it you can go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAS8hHJK_zo
And if you didn't like that one, here's another:



This too can be viewed through the URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ip15g1SrwY

You may think to yourself "These videos are crap". Well if that's the case please send your home address to our mailing list along with details about how to get into your home, when you'll be there and what your darkest fear is... we'll be sure to stop by! Otherwise, turn up the subwoofer on your nerdy gaming computer and let the beat bump you... bump you hard.