Been a long time since I rapped at ya'

Well hello there,

I guess you've all been wondering, what happened to Toilet Time for Tiny Town? "Where will I turn for news now? The economist?!?" Fear not gentle reader, I won't subject you to that humility. Yes... Toilet Time for Tiny Town is back.

First and foremost in the news, my name is now over the halfway mark on it's trip up page two of Google's "John Kingman" search. That's right, you only have to sift through one page and a half of another to find me, referenced to this fine e-publication. What does that mean in the grand scheme? I am finally somebody.

Our second topic of conversation is the miserably small showing in the contest I started back in November to design a TTFTT logo. No one, not one person, submitted an idea. Why? We did some careful market research, fearing that no one read this blog, and found that not to be the case. Our research instead found a very unsettling aspect to our demographic. You, the reader, are lazy... and incompetant. Now, we could try and change our content to attract a smarter, better looking reader, but we found out that we too are lazy, and disinterested in fixing this matter.


Thirdly, and perhaps most importantly, we would like to address those of you that have been following the up and coming Colonel Bastard. Our gossipy word-on-the-street correspondant found out that the Colonel will is currently working on two new songs, and videos to go along with them. Most exciting in this is that one of the tracks will feature a long time associate of Colonel Bastard's, Monzy of the Stanford crew.

We are looking forward to hearing and seeing this with baited breath.

So hopefully we'll be dropping some more entries soon... peace out assholes.